Status of Forces Agreement (SOFA)

More like Sofa King, as in Sofa King We Todd Id.

Iraq: Get out of our cities by June 30th.

US: Fine.
Oh and btw, Baghdad isn't a city, at least not the part with the US military bases.

Iraq: (cough) Assphinctersayswhat?

US: What?

Iraq: Hehe. Uh yeah I guess you guys can keep doing whatever you please in our "free" country.

US: Ya damn right.

Oh why do they hate our freedom? And why the fuck is Obama allowing this. They want us out, lets get out. Maybe we can't fully pull out in six weeks, although I bet we could if we wanted to. But we could at least honor what they have asked for and get out of the cities.