Talkin' with God

I've often wondered what peoples conversations with "god" sound like. And now thats to a tip from Pharyngula the harvester of stillborn souls I can read an actual transcript between some doctor who's in jail and the big G to the D.

God's a bit arrogant, if he's all knowing you would think that he could figure out that people don't like condescending pricks. Oh well his problem not mine, but this parts great.

GOD: Quit griping, son. I know what I’m doing.

KH: I’ll work on that, Lord.

And for some reason god keeps quoting the bible, wouldn't you think he could think of some new material, I mean this is god were talking to after all.

Man god talks alot.