Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Blame the liberals

The Rude Pundit makes a great point with this one. the right is about to attack the liberals for saying I told you so about the war, they will say that if we had supported the war then we wouldnt be in this mess, while still claiming that we are only a few fringe nutjobs. The rude one in a far more delicate way than usual lays it out, heres a bit of the article.

So let's just say it up front here: over here in Liberalburg, we weren't
happy when Ronald Reagan was cozying up to Saddam Hussein back in the 1980s. We
weren't happy that the United States was backing a brutal, murderous, raping
thug, giving him weapons and such. We weren't happy with the first Persian Gulf
War. We weren't happy with sanctions that decimated the poorest people in Iraq.
We weren't happy that the President wouldn't allow weapons inspectors to finish
their work.We weren't happy with this war to start with, saying, for instance,
that a civil war was the inevitable outcome. We're not happy to be proven right.
We're not happy, simply, when people are dying for no good cause, with no good
outcome on the horizon, and no good way out. Frankly, oh, dear, sweet right
wing, on the whole, we'd've rather been wrong and had tens of thousands of
people not killed, tens of thousands of America soldiers not wounded. We'd've
eaten the crow and, trust us, wonderful, fair right wing, you'd've shoved our
faces in the plate of that black bird.But since we were right, maybe, just
maybe, someone oughta pay a political price for being so goddamned wrong.
Instead, though, the right's gonna try to turn it around and blame the left and
those who "didn't support the war" for its failure. Which would, for all intents
and purposes, finally seal the
deal
on Vietnam redux.


Thats pretty much says it for me. there more there and you should read the article but thats my favorite part. thanks again to the Rude One.

DNC video

DNC wiretapping video
watch this, and thank you Bush Flash for pointing this out, a great video.

34% approval, beats cheneys 18%

CBS news reports that Bushs is now at a new personal record with 34% job approval rating. ha and it points out that Clintons approval rating actually increased durring the lewinsky scandal.
ok i just checked the Polling Report and they show that the CBS poll is among the lowest of any of the polling groups with some as high as 47% approve 50% dont. I think the Nation, the Progressive, Z magazine and others need to start poling in order to counter Fox and the right wing that keeps pushing the average numbers back up. those mags probably would show like a 3% approval if they used their own audience as tests. Eh but then we would get accused of distorting the truth, which we would counter with, well yeah but only to counter their lies, but that gets you into a mess we would rather ignore, so probably better just to leave the polls to the big boys, saves a lot of money i bet too.

Monday, February 27, 2006

myspace

MySpace is an interesting phenomenon, I just started playing with it this weekend so I used it way to much but there are seriously people who spend all day long on it. Now it can be a great way to meet people far away with the same interests or you can find people right in your own town that you may not have ever met otherwise, now that side is cool. you can make real friends with this, the downside is that some people go to extremes and have cut off all real contact and talk on myspace all day. Then again within any group there are the extremists who go to far and become anti-social, its going to happen and it really isnt a concern of mine. theres athletes who stop doing anything but training and this is seen as a positive thing by society, but if you spend all day talking to people on a computer then its a problem and your anti-social, while being very social. which is a weird twist. eh whatever, i stuck a link at the bottom in case your curious who I really am. Oh and youll notice that I use a pen name here, if you had read Hitchhickers Guide like I told you then you would have known i use a pen name a long time ago. Ok well have a good one.

worse than gitmo

International Herald Tribune along with the NYT are reporting that the prisons in Afganistan are as bad or worse than guantanamo bay. serioustl what is wrong with our country? just remember they hate us for our freedom, right...

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Saturday, February 25, 2006

DoD staff notes after 9/11

Outraged Moderates
This is notes from someone working with Rumsfeld after 9/11 talking about where to attack in retaliation. take a wild guess who was mentioned, yes Bin Laden is in there and that guy that had nothing to do with 9/11 but is the one of the two we did try to catch, Saddam. not exactly shocking but its nice to see it writen out for you.

Friday, February 24, 2006

prior knowledge of "the Cheney threat"

The Onion
God damn i love this site,
seriously thats funnny, I still like the one about dolphins not so smart on land.

A Lady

I met a lovely young woman this weekend, i saw her last night out at a club, I asked her out, she said maybe. not the answer i was hoping for but thats ok. I hope she gives me the chance to get to know her, shes funny shes chill and shes really cute, like seriously attractive. well lets hope she gives me a chance.
I shouldnt be thinking this so much about this, its just that its been a long time since ive met anyone id actually want to date that isn't in a relationship.

FOX:"All-Out Civil War in Iraq: Could It Be a Good Thing?"

Media Matters
Holy shit, this is balls even for fox.
just remeber they're Fair and Balanced

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Disgruntled Chemist

New Site (to me)
http://thedisgruntled.blogspot.com/
And actually they have a hillarious list of the steps that will be taken in this latest scandal.
Seeing the Future
check it out its pretty funny, and sad...

more about the port, and i dont mean wine

Another FDL
This has a little peice of the law about what the government does when a foreign company wants to buy an american company in which national security could be an issue. it states pretty clearly what needs to be done. The question is, if Bush isnt lying... ok ill give you a moment to stop laughing, so if bush isnt lying then who approved this?

Break out the axes and the ski masks.

Dickfest Poetry Contest Winners!

ok Im stealing this straight from FDL or FireDog Lake for those not in the loop. They had a poetry contest for best poem about the Cheney shooting. Some really funny stuff, so here is the top three.

Because Meteor Blades suggested it, and because it damned near killed me to declare a winner, we are also announcing the runner ups.The bronze medal goes to:
The Ballad of Swagger and Scowler
They came from Wyoming and Texas, addicted to
power and drink;
They bullied and lied, they tortured and spied till most folks
were too scared to blink;
But when Scowl shot a hunter he thought was a bird and
Swag let New Orleans drown,
Folks finally saw what these guys really were: a crusty old
coot and a clown.

by a littlemusicalityplease

In second place, and by only the smallest fraction (one vote), our silver medalist is:
An accident it must have been,
And not a planned attack
Because Dick shot him in the face
Instead of in the back.

by rageneau

And the gold goes to:
If epitaphs were polygraphs,
This, terse and edifying,
Would crown the veep in final sleep:
Here lies Big Time--still lying.

by 88

simply awsome. thanks to everyone involved.

forget impeachment

I want a public beheading, yeah sure its a human rights violation but we are dealing with a man who has sent 2,200 of his own people to die and has overseen numerous exectutions. Not to mention uncounted thousands maybe a hundred thousand, Iraqi people, and Afganistan and then those who died around the world because we cut off food because they promoted safe sex instead of absitnece. He has said that the geneva convention doesnt apply to him so lets show his what it means to not have the geneva convention apply. Lets do a good old fashion beheading with an Axe. I say use an axe because a guiltine is too impersonal. A sword is used by an expert when you want it to be quick and clean but for our buddy george i would recomend an axe, legend has it that a guy with a black hood and a mask is not always the most accurate of lumberjacks, and so it often takes several swings to get the job done, now thats nasty. so anyway thas my recomendation.

Oh and what brought about this new idea? well the fact that were now selling our ports which may represent a major national security risk and our secretary of defence who is also on the Committee on Foreign Investments in the United States says he was never informed about it untill this weekend. Bush is claim that he doesnt know shit, which as a rule I'll agree with. But if the Committee on Foreign Investments doesnt know about this then who does? who gave this the rubber stamp? Scott McClellan seems to know cause he's has assured the american people that a "rigorous review... for national security concerns" has taken place, its just that no one was there. Yeah give the whole lot of 'em the Axe, litteraly.

Impeachment time

Ok So Ive now seen Polls saying that the majority of people now believe we were lied to when entering Iraq, and that if Bush lied he should be impeached. And now a majority believes that if Bush knowingly tapped phones illegaly than he should be impeached. admitedly its probably the same group of people that think he needs to be impeached if certian criteria are met and so far both of these seem like obvious truths to me. To put this in perspective, the majority of americans never wanted to impech Clinton, hell Clinton had a better aproval rating durring his impeachment than Bush does durring his war. Oh I need to stop calling it a war, congress never declared war, dont forget that. Congress gave the president the athority to use millitry force, thats not a declaration of war. I just use the word war cause its a lot quicker to write.

Senator Obama

Ok I did not realise that we have only one black man in the senate, and he is only the fifth in our history. thats pathetic people. our nation is what maybe 20% black and our senate is 1% thats just not right.

Oh and I like the guy, this quote says enough.

When asked if he feels burdened by others' expectations, Obama replied, "I remind them that's a pretty high-class problem to have. I remind them that the people who are burdened don't have health care and see their kid get sick."


Iraq, another day a another problem

and the other shoe drops...
Yahoo News
So in case Iraq was starting to get to quiet and boring for you with just an occupation and all, we could have the start of a civil war. There is a growing number of attacks against mosques. The latest one being one of the holiest shitte sites in Iraq, a 1,200 year old mosque with a gold dome. Now it is a pile of rubble and possible will be the rallying cry for the shittes. like an Iraqi Alamo. Already there have been counter attacks against sunni mosques and even prisons being brought out of jail and shot in retrobution for the attack.
The side of me that hates bush, you know the side above my feet, even has to wonder if these "insurgents" dressed as police were send by the US what does Bush want, he wants a "long war" thats what hes been calling it lately and what would extend it more than a civil war? I doubt that they would have been stupid enough to actually send it our troops and claim it was insurgents but I wouldnt be shocked if our commanders knowingly did not try to stop such things and possibly even encourage it. Because I would have thought that the to sects could have worked together at least untill they kicked the US out. But then again they may have come to the realization that we aren't leaving untill '09 and so they might as well start ignoring us.
For those living in Iraq, I wish you well and I hope that you can pull through these dark times, and I'm sorry I wish I had done more to influence people to vote against Bush. Please forgive me. And to the "insurgents" who are shooting at my friends, I really wish you would stop shooting at my friends, but I can understand why you are. There are probably better ways but I can understand why you feel you need to fight and I can respect that. I hope you can have peace soon. lets stop the killing.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I sure hope this is wrong...

ADS again
Did the UAE get our ports in exchange for building a space station there? read the article cause I havent yet and let me know.

A Trillion Dollars

After Downing Street Ok I dont like doing this but Im copying this entire post, its short but makes a hell of a point.

There are 86,400 seconds in. . . . . one day.
1 million seconds in. . . . . . . . . 11.5 days.
1 billion seconds in. . . . . . . . . 31.5 years.
1 trillion seconds in. . . . . . . . .31,500 years.

The next time you read in the papers something about a trillion dollars, consider that that number represents a-dollar-a-second for 31,500 years, from the age of mastodons and woolley mammoths all the way down to the present!

So our yearly millitary budget, not counting the war, is about a dollar a second for the next 15,250 years? give or take a millenia.

UAE is everywhere!

The UAE is blowing up right now, Everywhere you look somebodys talking about the place, If the UAE was a Rapper then Eminem would be signin his ass right now and little white girls would be screaming for him be tomarrow. Of course UAE is not, and I bet 95% of the country couldnt even point to it on a map. Theres plenty of people who realize that this entire thing about selling our ports is probably a bad idea. Now to be fair to the UAE, there is every possiblity that this state-run company will do a fantastic job and we have nothing to worry about, the problem is that we don't know. Bush has given us his usual just "trust me" answer, well I didn't trust you from the day you were selected by the supreme court and you have given me absolutely no reason to change that view if not strengthen it considerably. Seriously why the fuck should I trust Bush? has he ever done anything to lead you to think that he does a lot a research and fact checking before he commits to something? Im not against the UAE, I'm for convincing us that the UAE should have control of our ports.
All of us liberals are of course saying that its not a racial issue which is true. What the hell happened that our "war president" is being attacked by the civil liberties folk (like myself) because of a lapse in National security, while George "Bomb the A-rabs" Bush is calling us racists? Seriously call me a racist, Im pretty sure that the black kids and the muslims that I was partying with this weekend would laugh at you Bush. Then we would probably pull out the classic line from Full Metal Jacket "texas, god damn, only two things come from texas steers and queers and you dont't look like a steer to me, kinda narrows it down doesnt it?" and which point Bush would either have alread called the SS (secret service not the Nazis) as soon as he heard the qord queer, or else he would mutter, "dont mess with texas" and we would all laugh our asses off at him. At this point we would probably sit down, someone might offer him a funnel of beer and we would find out if he still drinks. then we would start grilling him about foreign and domestic policy and he would get very angry. ok this has gone on long enough cause Bush wasnt at the party this weekend. so Peace!

GOP definition of Treason

Spittle and Ink has posted this outline of what is and what is not treason, according to the Republicans...
Im think I've seen this before but it obviously has been recently updated. Its humorous, or it would be if it weren't so damn true...

I like this guy

Boise Weekly
just read the article, I could sum it up for you but I want you to come to your own conclusions.

Ok well ill give a very brief overview. Guy works at a federal building, he is a prominent anti-war activist. Puts large signs on his car with anti-war mesages. A while back he had a profanity on one of the stickers, someone complained so they looked up the laws to see. There was no law against the profanity or any political stickers on a personal vehicle. He saw the other persons point and took the profane sticker off the car. So then DHS come to tell him that he must remove the signs from his car. He wisely has a co-worker come with him and brings a tape recorder. he informs the officer that he is taping the conversation. if you want the transcript well go to the link above I already told you to read it for yourself. fuck the thought police.

The Number One Sons B-day

Yup yesterday was Washingtons b-day. or at least its the day we get out of work in honor of George Washington. So the The Rude One had a nice article about what the Real George W. would do if he came back right now. Its got some great quotes and links in the article.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Shoot First ask questions later

http://www.licensetomurder.com/
This time its not about Cheney, this time its about the florida and now Colorado laws which allow you to shoot anyone that makes you feel threatened. Great plan people lets lower the crime rate by legalizing murder, G.G. Alin had an album named Legalize Murder who would have thought that 20 years later it came true.

So there has already been one man killed by this law. But my thought was that Bush goes to florida alot, and he scares the hell outta me, does that count as justification?

Im going to get dragged away by the thought police, i mean DHS one of these days.

Gitmo needs to close, no shit

UN Secratary General Kofi Annan has stated that the must close Guantanamo bay. Or at least give the 500 detanees trials. They have been held for as many as 4 years without seeing their day in court. Ill also say that after that kind of treatment if they weren't terrorists before they will be now. They might have been average civilians now they are probably out for revenge. Or just as likely they just want to get home. Of course the white house has used it same worn out excuse that its a war on terror and they are terrorists so we can do anything we want, fuck the UN. The problem is the UN and the world is saying, we know some are terrorists and so you can send them to jail but some are not, you need to have a meeting with lawyers and judges and maybe even a jury where you take each person one at a time and figure out if they have done something illegal. Its called a trial, they talk about those in the Constitution also mentions getting to the trial in a speedy manner, thats in the 6th amendment. Our leaders should read that sometime seeing as its his sworn duty to uphold it. thats the presidents number one duty, to uphold the constitution, not protecting us, although hes done terrible at both.

Letterman, wow

Ok silly humor at Dick's expence. Deffinatly funny though. heres the like to where else? Crooks and Liars of course!

Support our troops?

C&L
apparently supporting our troops means the smallest pay raise since 1994, thanks bush, ya Ass.

I feel kinda stupid cause Im about to post three things in a row straight from Crooks and Liars, but it is a great site. check it out often.

Not getting better for Shotgun Cheney

Now even FAUX news (thx Crooks and Liars) is talking about the Cheney drinking before hunting, I will say that most hunters I know do drink a bit, but they usually go off to kill very early in the morning so they dont drink till after either in celebration or to drown the sorrow of not killing (?), either way they drink about the same. So the point is that the right hand of the Bush propaganda machine talked about the posiblity of Cheney drinking before hand. They tried to say that he doesnt have a history of drinking, the other guy said yeah thats true other than when he got those 2 dui's oh and when he got kicked out of yale for excesive partying. Actually that last part makes me dislike him a little less, some say not to use double nagatives but its more accurate in that case. its not that i like him more, cause i still dislike him but slightly less. I should work on Rambling less, but then Id have to change the name. Was he drunk? only a few people know and they're not about to talk.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Inflatable Dartboard

As If said before Im a sucker for a great name and heres one, Inflatable Dartboard. Little orange vests
So the idea is to have tiny orange hunting jackets to wear on your finger is salute, much like the Reps had the blue finger salute durring the SOTU. Great idea and Ill be adding this site to my links. One comment did ask which finger it should go on, Cheney does love the one finger salute.

oh wait it was Bush that did the flipped the bird on camera, Cheney was,"go fuck yourself." oh well close enough

too much orwell

I could just stop reading 1984 and just read the newspaper, its not that different. Of course theres the big illegal spying program but heres another one that Ive often wondered about, I knew that E-mails weren't secure but I had never thought about this. Truth Dig has reported that every search is recorded, which makes sence because they alway have the most search items and thing like that so they must monitor the searches. But imagine how easy it must be to track thought criminals when there is that level of survelence at the corporate level? Imagine how easy it would be for them to have red flags that would alert the autorities if you search for the wrong things. I wish I was just being paranoid but I really fear that within a few years we will have every click accounted for, and if you look for the wrong things to often or a certian combination then they will come for you.

Big Brother Is Watching You