Tuesday, October 25, 2005

funny conservatives


But seriously, maybe the funniest conservative of all time is Tom "Kill It Without" DeLay. It's no small task to distill that body of humor down to a few examples, but chortle along to these gems:
1. "The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills."
2. "Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes."
3. "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour [the minimum wage at the time] are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist."

I cant beleive that last comment, i got nothin'

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