UAE is everywhere!

The UAE is blowing up right now, Everywhere you look somebodys talking about the place, If the UAE was a Rapper then Eminem would be signin his ass right now and little white girls would be screaming for him be tomarrow. Of course UAE is not, and I bet 95% of the country couldnt even point to it on a map. Theres plenty of people who realize that this entire thing about selling our ports is probably a bad idea. Now to be fair to the UAE, there is every possiblity that this state-run company will do a fantastic job and we have nothing to worry about, the problem is that we don't know. Bush has given us his usual just "trust me" answer, well I didn't trust you from the day you were selected by the supreme court and you have given me absolutely no reason to change that view if not strengthen it considerably. Seriously why the fuck should I trust Bush? has he ever done anything to lead you to think that he does a lot a research and fact checking before he commits to something? Im not against the UAE, I'm for convincing us that the UAE should have control of our ports.
All of us liberals are of course saying that its not a racial issue which is true. What the hell happened that our "war president" is being attacked by the civil liberties folk (like myself) because of a lapse in National security, while George "Bomb the A-rabs" Bush is calling us racists? Seriously call me a racist, Im pretty sure that the black kids and the muslims that I was partying with this weekend would laugh at you Bush. Then we would probably pull out the classic line from Full Metal Jacket "texas, god damn, only two things come from texas steers and queers and you dont't look like a steer to me, kinda narrows it down doesnt it?" and which point Bush would either have alread called the SS (secret service not the Nazis) as soon as he heard the qord queer, or else he would mutter, "dont mess with texas" and we would all laugh our asses off at him. At this point we would probably sit down, someone might offer him a funnel of beer and we would find out if he still drinks. then we would start grilling him about foreign and domestic policy and he would get very angry. ok this has gone on long enough cause Bush wasnt at the party this weekend. so Peace!