Friday, July 14, 2006

Director of Lessons Learned

AMERICAblog gets a big thank you for this one, and its awsome so ill save you the time of clicking on the link, here it is. Damn I hope this is real because this is the type of things the Democrats need to do in order to win. Dont sit on the sidelines waiting for the repubs to self destruct, get in there be agressive take the offensive. Hell make fun of the bastards, just laugh at them for what they are. The other perfect example of this was when... I think it was Feingold was asked about cheneys comments and he said Im not even going to respond to cheney, hes at what 19% approval the guy is a joke he has no crediblity. (paraphrase) But thats a perfect responce, the country needs to realise that bush and all who support him have lost all crediblity, they have been caught lying countless times and therefore need to be marginalized by simply laughing at them. If one person is shouting insults and the other peson simply laughs (usually causing louder and angrier insults) at them, how do you respond? I know I would laugh at the guy yelling. So Ive gone on a tangent so back to the original post, heres some good shit from the man from IL. Thanks again to AMERICAblog.

Rep. Rahm Emanuel (D-IL) offers a few more lessons learned:
Mr. Speaker, yesterday the President said we continue to be wise about how we spend the people's money.

"Then why are we paying over $100,000 for a 'White House Director of Lessons Learned'?

"Maybe I can save the taxpayers $100,000 by running through a few of the lessons this White House should have learned by now."

Lesson 1: When the Army Chief of Staff and the Secretary of State say you are going to war without enough troops, you're going to war without enough troops."

Lesson 2: When 8.8 billion dollars of reconstruction funding disappears from Iraq, and 2 billion dollars disappears from Katrina relief, it's time to demand a little accountability."

Lesson 3: When you've 'turned the corner' in Iraq more times than Danica Patrick at the Indy 500, it means you are going in circles."

Lesson 4: When the national weather service tells you a category 5 hurricane is heading for New Orleans, a category 5 hurricane is heading to New Orleans."

I would also ask the President why we're paying for two 'Ethics Advisors' and a 'Director of Fact Checking.'"

They must be the only people in Washington who get more vacation time than the President."

Maybe the White House could consolidate these positions into a Director of Irony."

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