on the lighter side..

The Onion: Kansas bans the practice of evolution

Anti-evolutionists such as Hellenbaum have long accused microorganisms of
popularizing "an otherwise obscure, agonizingly slow, and hard-to-understand"
biological process. "These repeat offenders are at the root of the problem,"
Hellenbaum said. "We have the fossil records to prove it."

Oh yeah. Good times.

This doesn't deserve its own post, so im adding it here, I just need to say, I can't help but chuckle when I see a head line, "Supreme Court to hear Bong Hits 4 Jesus." and this isn't from the Onion, its a real news story, its a decent little freedom of speach case but that headline is awsome.