joke of the day

First Man: Standing on a bridge threatening to jump.

Second man: Comes up and shouts to the man on the bridge…Stop, Stop don’t do it.

First Man: Looks down from the bridge and says, Why?

Second Man: Because there is much to live for.

First Man: Like what?

Second Man: Well, there’s faith and religion? Are you religious?

First Man: Yes

Second Man: Me too. Christian or Buddhist?

First Man: Christian

Second Man: Me too. Catholic or Protestant?

First Man: Protestant

Second Man: Me too. Methodist, Baptist or Presbyterian?

First Man: Baptist

Second Man: Me too. Baptist Church of God? or Baptist Church of the Savior?

First Man: Baptist Church of God.

Second Man: Me too. Original Baptist Church of God or Reformed Baptist Church of God?

First Man: Reformed Baptist Church of God

Second Man: Me too. Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1879 or Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1917?

First Man: 1917

Upon hearing this, the second man’s face became red and said … “Die you heretic scum!” And pushed him off the bridge.

Hat Tip to my friends over at Blog 4 Brains