I'd like to thank my local newspaper, The Star- Gazette for one of the saddest yet most amusing headline juxtapositions I've ever seen. These were all found on the same page under War in Iraq. Unfortunately someone threw out the paper and these aren't in the online edition, so these are paraphrases of the headlines.
GOP Skeptical of Patraeus Testimony
Abizaid says it could be several years before Iraq is stable
US Garrison Attacked
U.S. Rep. Kuhl encouraged by progress (only avaiable for one week, sorry)
We call this democracy.
I'd have more to say but I'm outta time, our internet was down all day today and half of yesterday.