Wait theres price gouging going on at the gas pumps?? get the fuck outta here, theres no one in this nation that is so horrificly greedy that they would try to make a little (or a lot) of extra profit off of a national disaster? thats really low. Hell anyone that greedy should be tried for treason along side of karl rove. luckaly for us there is no one that sick with money addiction to stoop to the level of screwing the entire country durring a time of need. But just to be safe our fearless leader george is going to start an inverstigation to get to make sure that no one tried and dirthy tricks. Hes making sure to get the best man for the job too, he not going to risk using some random guy that helped on a past campain, oh no! no cronies here. He wants a man that knows the ins and outs of the system and doesnt have and conflict of interest. so obviously the first person you think of is Deborah Majoras who works for ChevronTexaco Corp. Obviously George's chief concern is to make sure that there was no immoral dealings going on, thats why he picked a cronie of big oil to check up on big oil, not a political cronie. He really is a great leader.
In case you havent had your morining cup of coffee there may have been a little sarcasm involved in this post.