Robertsons back

da Crooks and da Liars
Well my plan is going into effect more quickly than I thought. On wensday i say im going to threaten any leader that threatens others, so here we are two days latter and who is it but good old god fearing (?) Pat Roberston who is rekindleing the fire that we should assasinate the President of Venevuela. Its funny how a guy who won his election and has 70% approval rating gets called a dictator and a guy who lost his first election by half a million votes and is barely over a 40% approval has a mandate to be president. Also funny how a supposed christian is calling on us to kill a man. Also strange how a supposed man of god hates Chavez whos great crime has been to try to improve the lives of his people, what a bastard. Doesnt Chaves know jesuses teaching, that there is no greater virtue than unadulterated gread? God is vengeful of those who try to help those less fortunate, just look at what happened to Jesus after he tried to help the meek, and that was his own son. So chavez who is trying to help an entire country of people, wow he better watch out our god is really going to be cruel to him, maybe even make him listen to a Pat Robertson sermon. AHHH!! even god isnt that cruel.

Oh I almost forgot Chavez's other great crime, he wants there to be a War Crimes trial. Pat Robertson should let him know that there is only a War crimes trial for the side that loses, and seeing as this was a one sided war and the leader of the losing country is already on trial I dont think theres anyone left to try over there. See the USA can't go to trial cause we won. And just like the trials after WWII the rules are that if the loser did anything mean that the winner didnt do then its illegal (ok thats dumbing it down but thats basicly how the trials went). Seeing as the only bad things the losing side did were guerilla warfare to free itself from an occupying force which is perfectly acceptable under international law (thats how our country was formed) we can't try them. And the USA won well a few companies won the rest of america lost or maybe came out neutral, so we cant really be tried. Im not saying we shouldnt be, Id love nothing more than seeing Bush Cheney and the rest of the Fuckers on trial for there lives in front of an international panel some of them Arabs and Blacks, imagine it for a moment and then try not to giggle with joy.

OH I almost forgot, I need to threaten to kill Robertson because he threatened to kill Chavez, again. Well this isnt a creative target for Robertson hes treatened to kill him before so I think ill use an old method of killing, but should it be crucifixion or stoning, I think stoning. Ok thats the plan Pat Robertson Im going to drag your ass to Venezuela and have you stoned to death by the Chavez supporters while Hugo and I... hmm what should Hugo and I be doing while we watch Pat (or Marion which is his "christian" name) being stoned? maybe just sit back and drink some iced tea and throw some darts, at Marion.

And guys in black suits with no expressions if your reading this, well seriously I'm not a threat, maybe you should be listening in on organizations whose leaders promote political assasination like the Christian Broadcasting Network, or the Christian Coalition, seriously there is a dangerous man leading both of those groups you might want to "silence" him, permanently if you want.