Lions 1 God 0

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So guy decides to put god to the test. He lowers himself into a lion cage at a zoo saying, If god exists he will save me. Well the lions literally ripped his throat out severing a major artery killing the guy. These are lions after all thats what they do. to which god looked down after coming back from the bathroom, checks up on his neurotic buddy and says aw crap I bet hes going to blame this on me. Then god throws back another shot and says oh well stupid bastard thats why you dont fuck with lions, I made Lions to be bad ass, and I thought I made people smarter than them.