Happy Birthday Fucker

I have to ask you Mr. President, what was it like before dirt? sorry chessy old people joke. although one day a guy did respond with, spent a lot of time banging rocks together. So the most feared man in the world is hitting the big 6 - Oh. I wish I could think of something funny to say that I want to give him, but after reading this, from the Rude Pundit. Well I just dont think I can top that.