Donkey Raping Shit Eaters

Well where do I begin, first I see two top page articles about how some one thought it would be a great idea to publish all of Iraq’s military info on the web to help find some WMD. Plan doesn’t make any sense so far but don’t worry its about to get a whole lot worse. What was included was fairly detailed information about how to build a nuclear weapon. It’s a damn good thing Iran doesn’t have the internet or else we sure would have egg on our face, in the form of a mushroom cloud. This just in, Iran does have the internet, and we (and by we I don’t mean you or I) just gave them a big boost in getting those nukes ready for some Israel bombin’. So who could be some unbelievably ignorant to actually post detailed nuclear secrets on the web…. Take a wild ass guess. Yup our favorite defenders of our nation, who value security over your freedom, yup the Republicans. And so how will this play out, well the NYTimes has an article about it which means that by now Little Green Footballs and other right wing hate sites will be saying that we need to kill everyone at the New York Times because they exposed Republican incompetence, er sorry they’ll say the NYT divulged nuclear secrets by pointing out that they were available on the internet. Its not the fault of those who put them on the net, they were trying to cover their asses by looking for WMD that didn’t exist so you can’t blame them, no in this country we blame the messenger. Its what we do, again by We I don’t mean you or I, well maybe you do, I don’t really know you that well, I mean we spent that one incredible night together in Mexico but I don’t even know your name. When I asked you just said don’t speak…
So after reading that lovely piece of reassurance what did I stumble across next? Oh yes that we are no longer searching for a missing soldier because the Iraqi government told us not to. So Kerry is pure unrelenting evil because he made a shitty joke that he proceded to fuck up and their fore he hates the troops and wants the terrorists to win. Bush goes looking for a missing soldier and is told to stop, so he does. Now that’s strong leadership right there, showing them that he’s the decider alright, and if that solider is tortured to death then that’s just part of the price we pay. Oh and just a few months ago if we captured a torturer then we could have put them up for war crimes but now we can’t at least without indicting ourselves in the process.
So that’s what it means to support the troops ignore them when they go missing and teach Iran (and any terrorist with a computer) how to build nukes. If that’s what we call supporting the troops then shit Kerry should be happy they say he not supportive, not supporting can’t be as bad as supporting like that.

and thank you to trey parker and matt stone, the title is a line from the south park movie.
Bigger thank you to Buzzflash, Crooks and Liars and AmericaBlog for the articles. I would thank the NYT and the Chicago tribune because they wrote the articles that the blogs were about, but I can't view those articles without paying and Im cheap so screw that.