I was just screwing around looking at t-shirts from Carry a Big Sticker and came across a nice saying from the king of one-liners, Confucius.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
they had other good ones too but that was my fav, not nessicarily my favorite to buy and wear but I liked the saying.
Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country.
War is not Pro-Life.
A picture of the Statue of Liberty with, give me your rich white men
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