Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Happy Religious Freedom Day '08!

Yippie today we here in the United States get to have religious freedom, all fucking day! woo hoo! Wait a minute, isn't that in the Constitution maybe Bill of Rights, Amendment One? Isn't everyday Religious Freedom Day? Oh well, today apparently we're supposed to wear our religion on our sleeve, kinda makes me want to go sacrifice a lamb...
Now this is that which thou shalt offer upon the altar; two lambs of the first year day by day continually.
The one lamb thou shalt offer in the morning; and the other lamb thou shalt offer at even:
- Exodus 29: 38-39.
except I'm no fan of killing animals so could we do human sacrifice instead? Preferably Huckabee.

I really don't think I could pull a knife on this guy. His name is Danny, he's a lamb. He's never threatened my freedom, he did head butt my friend, but thats just his way of sayin hi.

Speaking of insane have you heard that Huck's finally being honest that he wants the US to be a theocracy?
“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And thats what we need to do is amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than trying to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family.”
Happy Religious Freedom Day we might not have many more left. And and to grudgingly defend Bush, he might have declared today religious freedom day, which he did while standing in Saudi Arabia, as a lame pimp slap to a country which does not believe in seperation of religion and state. So to the Huckster, if you want to live in a theocracy, go live in Iran or Saudi Arabia.

1 comment:

Rob the Granola Guy said...

This is fucking scary dude. My wife and I are arguing over the fallout from this statements. She thinks he shot himself in the foot, I think he just won the maniacal devotion of all the Christian forces in the Bush coalition.

I'm afraid you're right Kilgore. We might not have too many of these days left.

By the way, I'm reading Breakfast of Champions again. Kilgore for President!