Happy St. Patricks Weekend!

So I'm really not sure when St. Patrick's Day is this year. The catholic church says its the 15th the calendar says the 17th now I'm not much of one for listening to the pope but in this case it is their holiday, at least I assume its their holiday. So I think the only right thing to do is to celebrate twice, I already took off the 18th for that reason, also because its a good friend of mines B-day the 17th. I love being able to tell my bosses that I'm taking a day off because I'll probably be hungover. Also love a supposedly religious holiday that is now solely about drinking copious amounts of alcohol, oh and wearing green.