Its Friday and I'm almost outta here so lets end the week with some bad puns.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way
A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
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