Friday, August 10, 2007


Its Friday and I'm almost outta here so lets end the week with some bad puns.

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

Thank you

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