It was as if an Occult Hand had written this post

Ha, I like the premise of this group. The phrase wouldn't have been my first choice but its absurdity makes it a challenge. Sounds like some friends at college who I assume were journalists decided that the phrase, "It was as if an occult hand had...." was funny and they would try to sneak it into legitimate news stories. Thats it, that was the club. Absurdity for absurdities sake. I like it.