Pastafarian Judge?

An amusing tale of a kid who was so drunk that after a minor car accident his tires deflated, came off the rims, then the rims came apart, then the front suspension fell apart and the car finally stopped. Good times. But my favorite line is from the Judge.

"You have a problem with the grog," the judge told Ingham

Avast! Tis no mere landlubber here me mates.