Monday, August 20, 2007

bitching about other people's bitching

I'm getting annoyed today. It's abnormally cool today, currently its in the low 60's. But I can only hear people bitch about the weather for so long before I just want to scream, shut the fuck up you whiny bitch no one cares! A week ago you bitched because it way 85 now you bitch cause its 65. It's one thing when theres two feet of snow and its 10 degrees below zero and you walk in with icicles in your facial hair to walk in and say, damn its cold. Or if its 95 to mention the heat, but when you work inside an office and its 2:30 meaning you haven't been outside in a few hours then shut the fuck up, it's not cold in here. It's not even cold outside your just looking for a reason to bitch. Oh in case you can't tell I've heard several people mention that it's cool in here, usually I hear it once from a person so I might here it a few times from different people but whatever, its the one person in particular who has said it at least half a dozen times that I just want to beat with a three-hole punch, straight up Herbert Kornfeld style.

So that I don't sound like a raving lunatic, this is a person who simply always has something they feel they need to complain about. It gets old, very very quickly. I guess we all need to vent sometimes, personally I vent right here, where people can read my rants if they want, or they can skip it I don't care. Anyway when ever I hear someone complain about weather I think of this line from the classic song "I'm an Asshole" by Dennis Leary,
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

3 comments:

Robert said...

...I drive really slow,
in the Ultra fast lane...
While people behind me
are going INSANE....


It's good to rant :) Would it be worse if they bitched, or thanked god for the cold though? hehe maybe they do both. lol

Kilgore Trout said...

Actually its funny you say that, theres two girls (sorry I call women my own age girls) in that office. One is very religious but doesn't talk about it, and she's chill. The other would probably call herself a christian but I've never heard her talk about actually going to church and might be somewhat skeptical, but not a terribly skeptical person in general, and bitches way too much.

And I in a minute I'm going to be putting up a post about ironically thanking god.

angelsdepart said...

Some people just love to complain. Even when there is nothing to complain about they feel the need to create something.